Sorry, I had to…nobody did this before? honestly.
I’m about to cry I’ve been waiting for this omg Please pick a Carlos
(this is an AVENGERS!FUN!CAST - not meant seriously.)
Are we really doing nightvengers ??? Yes.
“Listeners, here’s something odd: A glowing blue portal seems to have opened in the sky above downtown Nightvale. Citizens report seeing strange, insectile beings with helmets and spears peering down through it. You know what that means, listeners: It’s Invasion Week again~! The city council would like to remind citizens that a blood sacrifice, preferably of a child or small housepet, is required and can be deposited in the drop-off bins outside the public library. Make sure to wear your goggles!
And now, the weather!”